Ascent News
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Double the Pleasure, Double the Sunmotes!
Tonight Ascent melted the faces of the Eredar Twins, a Scarlet Crusade server first! This comes after 3 nights of intensive wipage on everything from the Ledge Boss to some nice attack misclicking.
We've had an awesome run through SWP this week, 2-shotting Kalecgos and 1-shotting Brutallus before honing our tactics on Felmyst. Plus the holy paladin boot curse has been lifted - the first pair to drop in 22 weeks! That can only mean good things for the Warglaives imo!
Great job everyone! See you back here on Sunday for some cosmic wind chime luvings!
Wide-Screenie of Eredar Twins
Gazer Bonus Screenie
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Friday, July 11, 2008
OMG RUN TO THE TREE!
In a crushing blow to Kil'jaeden's fragile psyche,
we have effectively taken out his reanimated pet dragon, Felmyst. When asked for comment, the leader of the Burning Legion shouted "All my plans have led to this... Honest!" between wracking sobs from behind the bathroom door.
With very solid attempts made Wednesday, plus a nail biting 1% wipe early on last night, Ascent pulled out a sweeping victory, and a true group win. Everyone did a great job keeping themselves alive, reacting to Encapsulates, and following the breath call-outs. Mass Dispels were top notch, especially with only 3 priests in the raid.
This was another Horde server first, continuing the long streak of faction firsts starting with Gruul. Three down, three to go!
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Monday, May 19, 2008
Another Day, Another Glorious Battle
Downing Brutallus was the perfect end to a great week. Not only have we managed to squash all farmed content into less than 2 days, we killed the wingless pit lord on the third attempt of the evening. Yes, Brutallus, I did bring back 24 of my best friends and they kicked your butt!
Wide-Screenie of Brutallus
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This early kill left us plenty of time to pull Felmyst... during looting, during positioning, and even during snack time. Maybe next time we'll form a bucket brigade and keep the dragon from reanimating at all. Should save us some trouble, methinks. Great job on the dps and healing, not to mention sticking with the touch of enrage we saw. Only 4 more bosses to go!
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Monday, January 21, 2008
Last Post for a While :(
Why? Because we wtfbbqpwned Illidan in the face, that's why! Tonight Ascent braved the laser beams and blue balls of death to defeat Illidan Stormrage, a Scarlet Crusade Server First! I've put together a short commemorative video to mark the occasion.
But don't worry! Brysan has totally captured the fight on video, so look forward to that soon! Awesome, top-notch job everyone!
Wide-Screenie of Illidan Stormrage
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Council Dismissed!
Last night Ascent downed the Illidari Council. This was a Horde Server First, and only our second night of attempts. This was an awesome victory for the guild, putting us within 1 boss of beating all of the current end-game content. Great job!!!
Wide-Screenie of Illidari Council
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Afterwards we headed up the stairs and said hello to Illidan. The group shot didn't come out right, but I did grab one photo.
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Hey, handsome, why don't you buy me a drink?
Because I wasn't born yesterday.
Last Sunday, Madame Shahraz, proprietor of the Shady Rest Lounge and Casino, was brought in under charges of fallacious behavior and brandishing four rather large weapons. Witnesses on the scene claim that she wouldn't go without a fight. "Oh my gaud! The girl was just workin' it. Look at her, runnin' like she runnin' across the border. You don't want to gettin mixed up in all that Shivarra mess." said one Miss Noxeema Jackson.
When questioned later, Detective Sonny Crockett merely pushed up the sleeves of his peach sportscoat and remarked "First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players."
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts!
All right! This chick is TOAST! To the astonishment of mostly just me, Ascent has successfully defeated Reliquary of Souls! After a rousing speech from our fearless leader, (consisting of "Let's show this prehistoric b*tch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!") a gnome was launched and the battle ensued. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
Art Deco, very nice.
Wide-Screenie of Reliquary of Souls
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Monday, December 10, 2007
Mount Hyjal Cleared, Tree Saved!
Horde environmentalists sprung into action last night when it became known that Archimonde had nefarious plans for the World Tree, namely creating a contemporary yet casual dining room set from it. With previous experience as Coilfang Reservoir preservationists, this battle still proved to be quite difficult. Skin-melting fire swept the ground while gusts of air threw members far into the air. It was a lot like raiding California, tbh. Praise Elune and pass the tears!
Wide-Screenie of Archimonde
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Ascent Makes a Dent
Both progression bosses, Teron Gorefiend and Azgalor, have fallen beneath the crushing blows of Ascent. Teron made a valiant effort, cleaning our clocks a number of times before enough practiced ghost shrimp managed to defeat all of their constructs. Honsou's problimatic releasing of Teron in Shadowmoon Valley has been corrected!
Wide-Screenie of Teron Gorefiend
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Likewise, Azgalor also presented a difficult encounter, especially with his ability to one-shot main tanks with a normal hit. Luckily for us, he had no such success against bears. The raid did a great job staying out of the rain of fire and dying in the off-tanking location. Sadly, by the time we all got arranged for a group photo, the body disappeared. Sawles was the only one to get a shot in transit.
Composite Screenie of Azgalor
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We then tried Archimonde a few times. Hilarity ensued. At least for Archi it did... If you weren't burning alive, you were flying through the air at break-neck speeds. Good times! :D
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Monday, November 5, 2007
Two Silhouettes on the Shade
While Shade of Akama is hawt, especially in his giangantic-but-shadowy form, Ascent managed to resist said allure and wrest the spirit from Illidan's grasp.
Akama was made whole on our third attempt ever on this boss. This was a great example of a team effort, with all aspects of the raid having to work together. Excellent Job!
Shade of Akama Wide-Screenie
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He was kind enough to drop:
[Focused Mana Bindings]
[Ring of Deceitful Intent]
The rest of the evening we spent getting the quest to beat the Shade of Akama (/bonk) and clearing fun trash to...
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Two BT Bosses Down, Seven to Go!
Last night, Ascent stepped through a tiny crack in the side of the Black Temple, and into a world filled with... more naga. /boggle Luckily, weeks of survival training in SSC had almost prepared us for the onslaught. First order of business was to ensure we knew the path back from the graveyard.
Unfortunately, one member failed this test and had to be replaced. From there we plugged our noses with netherweave wads and continued up through the sewer system. Monsters of various sizes fell before our elite damage dealers until we reached... High Warlord Naj’entus!
After a few tries and the addition of MOAR HEALERS!!! we defeated the giant sewage crustacean! Where's the melted butter??
Naj'entus Screenie By Algos
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A room full of height-challenged green things and 6 bugged out dragons later, we made our way to Supremus' front lawn. I have to say it was impressive, but he may want to schedule some regular waterings.
After a few tries, Supremus, the giant Kool Aid man, was defeated. (Compliments to Evidicus for the analogy, since fighting the Kool Aid guy is much less scary than facing a huge elemental that loves nothing more than pounding in your face.)
Wide-Screenie of Supremus
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Last night was tons of fun and thanks to everyone that stuck with learning two new bosses. /cheer
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
One-Shotting a New Boss FTW
Last night, in a surprise turn of events,
Ascent killed Kaz'rogal on their very first attempt. Witnesses at the scene seemed both excited and relieved. When asked about the fight, a young rogue farted loudly then ran off in search of a new boss, a shaman yelled "HAH" then pointed wildly to the right, and a tauren warrior repeatedly roared with beastial vigor. So there you have it, folks - straight from the raiders' mouths.
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Monday, October 15, 2007
Kael Defeated! Onto Hyjal!!
Tonight Ascent downed
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Lord of the Blood Elves. This was the culmination of many weeks work, and just in time to convert our Kael Blitz Week into Hyjal Blitz Week!
Thanks to everyone that stuck out the full consumables wipe nights. The attitude was always upbeat and everyone worked together to figure out exactly what it would take for us to win. Excellent job and congrats!
Here's some picts of the action plus a
wide screenie (right click and select Open in New Window).
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Monday, August 27, 2007
The Sun has Set on Solarian
Ascent has downed High Astromancer Solarian after our second night of attempts. Thanks to everyone that kept at it even when the outlook was bleak. I'd also like to thank constantly croaking mages, everyone that donated 1,030 arcane resist gear, and Bottled Nethergon Energy, for without you this night would not be possible!
Only one more boss in The Eye to go!!!
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Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Stick a Fork in Him; This Bird is Done!
Last night Ascent defeated Al'ar, the phoenix boss of The Eye. This is the 2nd progression boss we've downed in the 3 days and another Horde server first. Thanks to everyone that stuck it out through the attemepts and congrats to those who got loots!
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Monday, August 6, 2007
Vashj Bash 2007
Tonight Ascent has downed Lady Vashj, Serpentshrine Cavern's Matron and end-instance baddie. This has come after weeks of hard work, consumables, and doing practice runs even if the raid composition wasn't ideal. With last week's 8% health acomplishment, the final kill this time around was a sweet victory.
Thanks to everyone that stuck it out for the most challenging fight we've come across since the BC came out!!
Lady Vashj Wide-Screenie
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Leotheras the Dead
Last night Ascent killed Leotheras the Blind. After working on him a couple of weeks, we were pretty excited to see everything come together. Also a special congrats to the tanks and healers that beat their Inner Demons! Everyone did a great job! Now, on to Vashj!!
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Void Reaver Down!
Ascent has killed Void Reaver after the third attempt!! Even our more-than-two melee were in the zone. This is another Horde Server first for the guild. Thanks to everyone that made this possible and w00t for tier 5 shoulders!
Void Reaver Wide-Screen Screenie
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Monday, June 11, 2007
Hydross Goes to the Big Pond in the Sky
After many, many attempts (3 nights), and a break-through strat change, Ascent has downed Hydross the Unstable, Duke of Currents. A BIG thanks to everyone that stuck it out, including those on standby. Your enduring positive attitudes are what makes this guild so great!
Hydross Screenie
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/cheer
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Sunday, April 22, 2007
Ascent Acquires Telescope
Karahzan Group 2 of Ascent downed
Netherspite this evening, effectively doubling his loot drops for the guild this week. Unfortunately, a nice but over-zealous skinner got to him before a screenie could be taken. So, we claim the telescope instead!
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Netherspite Downed!
After enduring the grueling learning curve for this very, very complex fight, Ascent downed Netherspite on Thursday, April 19th. This was a Horde server first, and another step forward towards our next goal of downing Magtheridon.
Great job guys and girls!
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Saturday, April 7, 2007
Nightbane x2
Congrats to both Ascent teams this week! This is our first dual-kill on
Nightbane!
If you haven't yet, please get all the preliminaries done to get attuned to
Serpentshrine Cavern. With Gruul and Nightbane on weekly farm status, now's the time to complete the next step in getting ready for even more end-game content!
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Nightbane Downed
One of Ascent's 10-man Karahzan teams brought down Nightbane last night! With only 2 deaths lasting until the end of the battle, it was a strong defeat of this fearsome foe.
Nightbane Screenie (Right Click and Select Open in New Window)
Nightbane Movie (76MB 7min)
Thanks to everyone that made it out last night, including those that didn't make it into the raid. It really is a guild team effort to acomplish something like this, not just the result of those on the front lines.
Nightbane dropped
[Stonebough Jerkin] and
[Nightstaff of the Everliving]. Congrats to those item winners and everyone that subsequently got attuned to
Serpentshrine Cavern!
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Gruul Down!
On our 4th attempt of the evening, Gruul the Dragonkiller was soundly defeated. This was a Horde server first, so congrats to everyone that made this possible!
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Afterwards we put in a valliant try against Magtheridon before calling it a night. I heard someone say something about needing more warlocks... hehe
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
Back in the Saddle Again
On our first run into
Gruul's Lair, we downed
High King Maulgar somewhere around our 9th try. It was good fun, dishing out some tier 4 warlock shoulders and a leather helm no one would touch with a 10 ft pole.
Screenie (Right click and select Open in New Window)
We moved on to
Gruul himself, dragonkiller pitted against dragonslayers. We made attempts on him the rest of the evening, successfully bringing him down to 19% before calling it for sleep. I think it's safe to say everyone's looking forward to getting back in there tomorrow night!
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