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Last Sunday, Madame Shahraz, proprietor of the Shady Rest Lounge and Casino, was brought in under charges of fallacious behavior and brandishing four rather large weapons. Witnesses on the scene claim that she wouldn't go without a fight. "Oh my gaud! The girl was just workin' it. Look at her, runnin' like she runnin' across the border. You don't want to gettin mixed up in all that Shivarra mess." said one Miss Noxeema Jackson.

When questioned later, Detective Sonny Crockett merely pushed up the sleeves of his peach sportscoat and remarked "First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players."