Ascent News

All right! This chick is TOAST! To the astonishment of mostly just me, Ascent has successfully defeated Reliquary of Souls! After a rousing speech from our fearless leader, (consisting of "Let's show this prehistoric b*tch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!") a gnome was launched and the battle ensued. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

Horde environmentalists sprung into action last night when it became known that Archimonde had nefarious plans for the World Tree, namely creating a contemporary yet casual dining room set from it. With previous experience as Coilfang Reservoir preservationists, this battle still proved to be quite difficult. Skin-melting fire swept the ground while gusts of air threw members far into the air. It was a lot like raiding California, tbh. Praise Elune and pass the tears!